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Also, Jeff, whores is not the preferred nomenclature: Sex workers, please.

Seriously every one of these motherfuckers makes me enraged. Not good.

Trying to crack Twitter's servers, I imagine.

You mean @Constitution. Yes.

Ammendment XXVIII: Rape legal and moral. #MakeWomenObjectsAgain

I guess I'll have to use theirs.

That pale ale sounds tasty. I'll bring a bag of lime tortilla chips.

This is the most useful thing for me on the site tbh. I forget what's on tv and don't want to get blasted with everything on TV Guide or whatever. Plus, you can add snarky comments about shows below the whole thing. Bummer.

With his hair dyed blond and his Patrick Bateman smile, Levine reminds me of my sociopath nephew.

I can't even handle watching him speak. It gives me one of those four-hour viagra murder boners of hatred. Not a great idea if I want to remain sane.

How would he pronounce "schism" or "eschew?"

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I'm through the looking glass, ppl.

But what's its alcohol content?

Sad.

True story: my mom's doctor prescribed her Vodka to prevent me being born prematurely or miscarried (she was in her 40s). I've been smashed since pre-birth.

Jesus was a wino, so prolly.

Wrong brother died.

What proof is hooker piss usually?