Hey, I don't want to impinge on his rights, man.

They're laughing at me while they serve me Fred aren't they?

Hey, I eat hot dogs, nothing can shock me.

Me too, I love hunan chicken.

Just don't piss in my cup this time!

Wives? Mormon fundamentalists are the fucking worst.

Dammit, London, why so far away?

Did you buy primo property on Ruby Ridge?

Ugh

No, I'm respecting people's ignorant bliss.

I'm sticking with deflated sex doll, even though I got the "don't body shame" thing.

Maybe I should get that checked…

Didn't purge enough.

Sure.

Heyo!

That person has more energy than me.

Our new Chinese overlords will render this and most Western pop culture obsolete. But hey, at least it's not Russia!

Says a person commenting on a pop culture website for free.

Boobpedia on the other hand is accurate AF.

How did she get the daughter front and center? Also: How did she know he'd jump on her or keep his hat down? Evil genius or just lucky. I'm betting it worked out better than she planned.