He just masturbates with free-range flank steak.

Trump just enjoys the crazy blowjobs. No harm, no foul.

He's like a fatter Putin with less power. I wish he'd yell Fat Power, become a Fat Supremacist.

No.

I'm guessing a nasty candida infestation, pre-diabetes, hardening arteries, and a raging case of herpes.

I wish he'd smoke pot on camera and give Trump the finger.

Gross, nerds!

Hey, you gotta bang while you're still bangable.

It brings people together.

Why's the Latino guy gotta be the biggest asshole? Just kidding, I loved pushy Dan.

I think he meant "date hotties."

Yes, they're burning it off because it's not that good and because you can easily torrent it as it has already aired across the pond.

I too would be in favor of a coup.

I feel sorry for your younger siblings.

I imagined a fat Iowa farmer in overalls secretly googling that.

The fat guy in the swimshirt.
—The AVClub

I think it's impossible to be named Martellus and not be cool as hell.

He should be doing an artsy B&W Leave It to Beaver porn parody.

I don't like either team that much, Brady bugged me even before I knew he loved Trump. Malcolm Mitchell seems like a cool guy though http://www.cbsnews.com/vide…

Thanks.