Don't mention those people.
—Bannon

Sad.

Just Lay back and think of Russia.

Shoulda gone with the $10.

Rally round the family with a pocket full of Lays.

When I was a kid my parents called the TV the Idiot Box. hahaha how quaint. Then Al Gore invented the internet…

What's your healthy breakfast? Avocado toast?

*rrrriiiiiiiip*

We gotta regular Jack LaLanne over here!

He's under the bed.
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My mom and dad had sex without contraception…

Luckily I didn't watch that one.

"As long as you stop pushing rope, doc."

Buh buh buh buh baaad.

Nothing tastes as good as thin feels mints.

Well I binged the whole thing and I'll avoid spoilers by saying: meh.

Offending all the Catholic ladies is probably not smart on my part.

Also, s/he has better teeth.

Well, I just blocked that douche. Probably a Putinbot.

No, Pierre Trudeau.