Toby Keith is my new code for taking a shit. "I need to Toby Keith so bad"

Tobias Keith is a nevernude, right?

Do they ask you why you don't drink Foster's?

Pete Rozelle is my damn hero.

I would seriously join the rebel alliance at this point. As long as I get to execute Paul Ryan; dibs.

Melania managed to get between Donald and his true love.

I thought there was some irony there, maybe not.

He's not a fucking dictator, why is this under his control?

No that's twitter, and he's in his frigid apartment in Moscow, surviving on buckwheat porridge and coffee.

I hope he didn't read this comment, and if he did, don't let him lock the bathroom door, y'all.

Hot garbage.

Thus the joke.

My guess was making the jerkoff gesture.

When that guy hits the strip club?

I just asked your son where the gold bars are hidden…were hidden.

So he had one "Hand in Her Pocket"?

So he had one "Hand in Her Pocket"?

March 31st? Make me wait to see things, netflix? But you taught me to binge.

Does it matter? We just want those cut scenes.

I'm listening!