There is no god and religion is a scam but full of well-intentioned dolts?

I mean I'd bang him.

12 million signing bonus, 37 million guaranteed, potentially 72 million with incentives (but he's not going to get all that).

My brother was pretty moderate until he got a job at a defense contractor. Then he went full Fox News. He doesn't even work there anymore, but he's only gotten more extreme. It really sucks not being able to unfriend him on Fb.

Hey, I'm only rude to Packers fans and Stride Mothers.

Loved the Young Pope.

Better yet shave!

Indeed.

Fukunaga, you breaka my heart!

I hate the Cowboys, but gawd.

You're on a different timeline now, so you'll get 8 years of Trump followed by Ryan for life all because you cheered the Pack to victory.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Being a skeptic is kind of a bummer.

It's fun while it lasts, but you throw it away after you're done hating. I'll be back on Trump by Friday.

I didn't watch that shit.

It's tasty.

Well, my brother is a mechanical engineer and does very well for himself, but he's also a textbook right-wing nutjob: doesn't believe in climate change, has a concealed carry and is strapped every-fucking-where, unironically says "Killary," and said he was voting for Trump even though he knows he is a terrible human…

Viagra, bro.

I watched the Packers lose to the Cowboys in about an hour. I have mixed feelings, because I despise the Packers, but at the same time I hate the Cowboys. Anyway, I'll return to the future now. BTW, Trump doesn't finish his first term.

I'll stick with my Mont Blanc *extends pinky finger*

I'd like a cane sugar Coke.