"Monday Pounds Me in the Butt" is a hilarious title and the cover photo is the best.

He/She isn't the only one. Tea is delicious.

Juggalos don't have Russian funding. Only difference.

But don't they like porn and video games?

He took one through the neck too, which may have been fatal. That Lee Harvey was some shot.

My kind of GF.

Well at least she wasn't pregnant at the time…oh wait.

Mr Glass Clavicle? Yikes.

Dude is in incredible shape for a 52-year-old.

Drink out of it?

Have her number?

That Patrick Warburton is one piece of ass!

Wrong again, but I won't hold it against you.

Just text me your address.

You're entitled to be wrong.

I dunno who you're talking about.

That was my favorite play of the night. *crack* cleanest hit.

Nope

My old boss used to tell me to smile more. I wanted to say, "You never see me smile because I despise you."

Hot Fuss is a modern classic.