Where's Hillary's shadow government when you need it?

"Suicide." Putin's favorite honeypot pisses gasoline on him, lights him on fire. Everyone says, "Self-immolation seems legit."

I'm bathing in this thread right now. The AVClub at its best.

Who is Putin in this fan fic?

Woody: "Dude, have you ever had sex on weed?!" *giggles*
Han: "You just asked me that 10 minutes ago."
Woody: "Oh…so have you since then?"

Sue that fucking store to ashes!
—Trump

Does it though? - Pepenador

I wish Netflix hadn't blocked my VPN provider…

Dammit, Canada, even your censorship is cute.

Which one of these shows makes jokes about golden showers? Cuz that would be topical!

Chewie's got the munchies!

I was thinking Kingpin, but okay.

The Harrelsance continues apace.

I rented it on redbox because my internet went out last night, and I was blown away, but my expectations weren't all that high despite my mancrush on Viggo.

Right, if you're into them and they are into you, why not? Maybe the age difference will be too big a hurdle, but every relationship has difficulties.

Bad idea because of work or because of the age difference? I think the age difference isn't a big deal.

I've just been brutally honest with mine. I'm basically Captain Fantastic.

Are we sure it was a Russian sex-worker that leaked on him?

Hell or High Water is fucking great, I enjoyed The Nice Guys a lot. Did you see Captain Fantastic? Because it was pretty fucking great as well.

If Obama aged 20 years during his 8 in office, WTF is the orange skin-suit gonna look like in 4?? http://imgur.com/wrS4gxr