Oh man, I watched tons of those surgery shows back in the 90s. They even used to have marathons of them on Saturday nights and I'd order a pizza. 13 year old me would be all "Goddamn, a cholecystectomy AND hysterectomy in one go?!?!? These motherfuckers are mavericks!"

Fellow awful, terrible man checking in.

Fuck yeah bout to get all them Say Yes To The Dresses

If you got some 101 Strings up in there I'll give you $7!

$150,000 to hear the stuff my dad used to wash his car too. Tell you what, I got another $47k or so. Anybody wanna give me a whiff of Aqua Velva and grumble about who's been touching the thermostat?

"That's a hell of a deal you're getting there too, what with Aja AND Gaucho. That's a double dose of the Dan! You oughtta hear these on CD through my new Bose speaker! Say, your mom still drink white zin with that hairdresser friend of hers? What's her name, Connie?"

Yeah, there's a few good songs but I always go back to Suburban Teenage Wasteland Blues. To me, that's the best album out of that whole crop of bands. That shit was as fast and technical as a lot of the death metal I was into at the time. Around the time Twisted By Design came out is when I started to lose interest.…

Ditto on those Fat Wreck comps. The Physical Fatness one has a demo of a song called "Ultimate Devotion" by Strung Out that flat out destroys the album version. All of the instruments sound live and the way it's mixed sounds huge. The album version is straight tinny Offspring, with thin boring production. I uploaded…

I was a metalhead primarily (still am) back in the 90's but I always appreciated some of the thrashy stuff from Strung Out, Lagwagon, and No Use For a Name. Definitely going to check this documentary out.

I collect old thrash metal on vinyl. I'm usually looking for Vio-Lence- Eternal Nightmare or Oppressing The Masses. My white whale is a vinyl copy of Metallica's Ride The Lightning with a green cover. When it was released, a small French label handled some of the distribution and due to a mistake, pressed a small…

I gravitate more to his 70's output myself, but I do love Rain Dogs and Blood Money.

Oooh, that reminds me! We should grab some paper towels from Sam's Club. Never know what kind of messes could pop up.

I'll show you later, Aunt Sandy. Should I go ahead and get that foldout table from the garage for Thanksgiving? Also, are you making brown gravy for the potatoes or white? I feel like we should have both.

Me: Why is dumb Twitter bullshit considered news?
Me to Me: You just know someone's going to win the Pulitzer prize for a meme someday. That's where were at as a species………..say, wouldn't an entire four-pack of Boddington's be great right about now? Especially if you drink all four inside of an hour.

I'm still not sure what a "possibility space" is.

$31M should go a long way in mitigating the inevitable failure of his flip-flop store on Clearwater Beach.

I read a short story by Flannery O'Connor on a whim and want to check out some more of her writing. Can any of you guys recommend anything?

Boddington's. Lots of Boddington's.

I'm getting pretty excited for my band's gig on 12/2. It turns out we're headlining somehow. I need to iron out a couple of my solos but overall I think we're ready.

I'm slowly but surely trying to get myself in enough shape to race BMX again (31-35 Cruiser class, can't go hard on a 20" like I could half my life ago). With my schedule, the only time I have to ride during the week is 5:30 to 6:30am, so I can't even get on a track though. We'll see how it goes…