Yeah. No.

http://www.empireonline.com…
Looks good

And they keep going on about religion

Should we formic-cue to make puns?

Get Inch-high Private Eye on the case

There’s a big difference between having an opinion/making a joke/being biased. You sound like one of those politicians who complains of bias when people don't agree with him, rather than admitting he was talking bollocks.

UK? I think the first showings are midnight Wednesday. I'm going Saturday afternoon

But the hamster inside it is having fun
*cue Richard Gere joke*

The Avengers opens on Thursday here. Just in time for my birthday, which was nice of them.

Isn't that what dikachu calls his nose?

The Contabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Huffnagel.

Ah yes, when Dan Ackroyd was still thin, Steve Martin was still funny and there was no such thing as Adam Sandler.

Chegs old school mutant. She leader squeeze I figure

5B! 5B!!

Ugh! Just threw up in my mouth a little.

Marv Wolfman's masturbatory substitute who gets to shag Wonder Girl because he couldn't? No idea who you mean.

That's bonertime's mom's usual catchphrase

Fun fact. Alan Moore used to write a comic strip called Maxwell the Magic Cat under the non de plume Jill Deray

Igor, help me with these bags
Certainly, you take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban!

Viggo Mortensen was always my idea of who should play Jack Reacher