Grampa doing some innapropriate touching?

My girlfriend has a crush on Clara.
I'm OK with this.

Scots or Scot. Scotch is a drink.

WELCOME TO DALEK POETRY EVENING
THIS POEM IS CALLED 'DAFFODILS'

Never seen anything that ugly that had only one head.

America, giving the world such culinary delights as the hotdog on a stick, and spray cheese in a can.

In the UK the difference is between statutory assault I.e. being put in fear of physical harm. And common assault i.e. actually being struck. This can then progress to assault causing actual bodily harm (most likely this case) and assault causing grievous bodily harm.

And no black people were shot that day

Just to clarify, he wasn't sacked, his contract was up for renewal and the BBC elected not to renew it. Legally speaking, that's an enormous difference.

Halfman!!

Well it works for me. Idris is my man-crush and Tom is Catwoman do's lust object above all else

Tom will get jealous

Carl Sagan, is that you?

Hawt

As someone who has recently started watching Oz on Amazon, he scares and disturbs me.

It obviously comnes up in conversation a lot

A) The X Files movies were terrible
B) Gillian Anderson is still smoking hot. When she was on Top Gear a few weeks back I nearly had a trouser accident.

She just needed a damn good spanking

She's still the sexiest thing, especially when she speaks french

Brown wedding: poor quality catering