How many did Captain America win? Was it zero? I feel it was zero. Because it looks like Captain America now has less Oscars than Suicide Squad.

When I use a public restroom, my goal is to get in and out without making eye contact with anyone, much less inspecting their genitalia. The only thing that laws like this does is create an all volunteer group who take it upon themselves to inspect people's genitals before going into the restroom.

These people are the worst!

I thought that had been banned so we could be in compliance with the Geneva Convention

It's almost as if a movie where the characters break into song and float in magical dance sequences wasn't 100% realistic.

DC Derangement Syndrome.

Really couldn't this be solved by having Hannity come to the funeral and yell at him, "No, Alan, you're alive" and then he'd just sheepishly agree and wake up?

I hope we get more hot takes like "Hooters: are the wings any good?"

My most recent breakup…

So… an article about Hooters in 2017, talking about wings and skimpy outfits. Any other hot takes you want to tackle? How did Supersize me affect McDonald's sales? Oooooh, I hear rap lyrics are getting pretty controversial, maybe we can tackle that next. I know, I keep hearing about this "Netflix" thing, maybe it will…

Movie bloggers have already said that Sylvester Stallone's not yet rumored appearance in Captain Marvel is a million times better, and that the new Wonder Woman movie is terrible despite not having seen any of it.

That's the hilarious part: It was less "The internet needs to shut up" and more "hey, maybe we don't get offended by EVERYTHING."

They should have cast Emma Stone. Hear she can play a pretty convincing Asian.

Makes it easier for them to lock the women somewhere and let the men-folk do all the punching.

We **weren't** supposed to be worshipping Satan at halftime?

Wow, a non-negative review of a DC Movie? I honestly thought this would be rated low with a suggestion to watch footage of Kevin Feige playing with a Doctor Strange Lego set.

I wish they had done a Sinestro/Hal movie instead of rushing Parallax. Made it more of a "Training Day in Space" kind of deal where we saw Hal try to be more and more corrupted until the final segment was a giant Hal vs. Sinestro, no holds barred fight. Planets destroyed kinda stuff.

You close your eyes. Keep them closed. Now don't open them. Ever.

Definitely not paid off critics are saying that its better than Wonder Woman!

I'm really looking forward to this. I'm really looking forward to the arc where Van gets seriously injured and has to leave for a while so Tudyk can film a Firefly movie or prequel.