Implying that line somehow wasn't appropriate because Sweet Baby Jesus forbid kids ever be exposed to anything more complex than a big blob of mindless color and noise.

What is this ongoing idea that the first season was a mystery series? That mystery spent half a season fully explained and driving nothing. How is the lack of mystery here now remotely noteworthy?

First season didn't have militias roaming the town so no, it doesn't feel like an "exact" remake. But I get the point.

"Grading is not relevant so allow me to discuss how I would have graded it."

A lot of comments bemoaning the lack of Matt Dillon as if they didn't see him die in season one's finale. And bemoaning the rebellion plot as if it wasn't clearly set up for in the finale of season one. And crying "rehash!" because the show is still about a horribly misguided human ark experiment and the people who…

There are no crickets in Wayward Pines because it was not designed for crickets to thrive. That is not even remotely a plot hole.

The First Order all but worships Pilcher even in death. He is their only God and always has been. To suggest that killing Fisher would have anything close to the effect of toppling their whole power structure is just a failure to pay attention to the show.

There's a big mythology two-parter that, after he's granted a wish that a certain antagonist never existed, has Finn transported to a reality where the nuke never went off. He has both wide white eyes (with beady black irises) and a proper nose.

This "style of cartoon" is a character-driven series grounded in complex mythology. You generally won't care for this episode if you aren't familiar with the character of Rainicorn already.

The original animated short for Regular Show consisted of two bored store clerks ingesting acid-laced candy and hallucinating.

Don't forget Bojack Horseman.

It's nothing like that though. The original concept for the show was entirely an acid trip. For all intents and purposes, the show's weirdness is exactly that, just minus the actual acid.

A year represents a year.
Too Young aired in 2011. Finn was 13.
It's now 2016. Four years later.
By current age standards, that would make him 18.

18 by current human age-tracking systems, yes he should.

Physically, PB is meant to be *at least* 18 - because that's the legal ruling age in her kingdom, as per "Too Young".

The show is a non-entity, incapable of treating anyone like anything. The characters treat him like garbage.

No it wouldn't…If they were people, they will have reverted back to that when the eyes were destroyed.

Betty is Lena Dunham? Ugh, that kinda ruins the character. Hopefully Betty won't abuse or molest any children…

"acknowledging the fundamental stupidity of alien abduction and government conspiracy theories"

NO MENTION of Peridot adorably screwing up that lame 'something on your shirt' prank? Everything she did this episode was just unbearably grin-inducing.