Oh, don't worry, I won't mind the straps.

I have not. *hangs head*

Confession, since Kinja is nigh: I have not seen a single episode of The Simpsons. I want to, but I've never gotten around to it. I love Futurama and American Dad though. Can I still hang out with the cool kids?

Confession, since Kinja is nigh: I have not seen a single episode of The Simpsons. I want to, but I've never gotten around to it. I love Futurama and American Dad though. Can I still hang out with the cool kids?

"Oh, it's called conversion, Disqus. You have your comments, I have my platform, and I stretch myself acrosssssssss the site. And I. Take. Your. Comments. I TAKE THEM OUT!"

"Oh, it's called conversion, Disqus. You have your comments, I have my platform, and I stretch myself acrosssssssss the site. And I. Take. Your. Comments. I TAKE THEM OUT!"

So…is it…is it happening? Will the Sword of Kinja fall? Hanging around, waiting for it makes me think of this:

So…is it…is it happening? Will the Sword of Kinja fall? Hanging around, waiting for it makes me think of this:

So…is it…is it happening? Will the Sword of Kinja fall? Hanging around, waiting for it makes me think of this:

AV Club 2: Club Harder

AV Club 2: Club Harder

Of course! My apologies, o Basileus, I should've known I didn't have to simplify it to Byzantophile. *bows*

Jesus, he sounded like Homer Stokes:
"Thass not mah culture n' her'tige! Is tha' yo culture n' her'tige?"

Well, this draft's coming along well, so I think I will!

Just gotta say, before the Hammer falls upon us, that, as a Byzantophile, I heartily approve your avatar.

Holy fuck, my sentimental sentiments have been ninja'd! You said it all far better than I could, though. I'm amazed by these last days and hours before the Kinjapocalypse…magical and melancholic, everyone banding together. I echo your hopes, and hope to see you on the other side.

I salute you, Alien Jesus, and the rest of the community. Nobody here knows me, I just jumped on with an account less than an hour ago, but I've been a lurker for a while, and bearing witness to the wonders of the comment sections here has brought me happiness in hard times and made me a better person, though that…

Well, I just went and created a Disqus account for the sole purpose of saying this. Damnation, I'm nervous to even speak. I never do social things online. Anyway, I've been lurking here every day for the last year or so, and the AV Club, above all you guys, its wonderful community, has become quite dear to me. 2016…