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Almost the same thing.

19 Felonies and Counting?

Hey are you a mailman too?

So does anyone peel their own face off in this one or not?

Everybody calls my dad "Chief" after an unfortunate incident opening up a champagne bottle that he was trying to open on New Years Eve. He didn't know his forehead had been split open and my brother and I mimicked Jaws at the same time and said "your foreheads bleedin Chief."

You're old enough to have figured this out by now…. I'm nailing this broad!!

Now that's a Dad!

And in other news, the world is round.

I can't do nothin got you man…..
You want $10 for WHAT?!

I'm thinking in the neighborhood of 30-35.

Does this apply to Tucker from Something About Mary as well?

My little buttercup…..has the sweetest smile…

If Señor Spielbergo was directing this we'd get some authenticity.

Worlds are colliding Jerry!

Amazing?

[AMERICAN DAD REFERENCE]

And booze!

Holy shit.

Is there any other?

I love finding out new stuff like that. My brother told me yesterday, Ed Harris was the voice in Field of Dreams.