I'll agree with you that Last Week Tonight is hilarious.

Ah Chuck. Never gets the credit he deserves.

Eh it'd only be a stepsister

When have I ever admitted to making a mistake?

2nd place Stephen McCaffrey/Kurt Russell from Backdraft. Pretty much sums up my relationship with one of my brothers.

Darrel Curtis/Patrick Swayze from the Outsiders. Seems like the best older brother you could probably have.

Where's Moral Court?! Undisputedly the best of the PAX TV lineup

Oh man I wish. It's on every day here on the Game Show Network at like 4 or 4:30. Pat Finn in his glory!!!

He said CEO not janitor

Great but where's the comparison piece for Shop Til You Drop.

Yeah no kidding. My parents banned me from watching The Simpsons but were ok with stuff like Caddyshack, Robocop, and Creepshow. Try and figure that one out.

I'm too lazy to look it up but didn't he direct a Terminator movie?

Yes!!!

Go on.

Marty Walsh isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer

I was thinking about heading into the city tonight, thanks for the warning. Phew!!

Only at Halloween am I allowed to let that guy out

I've read a lot of shit in my day and the consensus is that your soul leaves your body while you're in deep sleep and when the situation you describe happens, the body's woken up before the soul re-enters. Hence lots of people having the same experience.

Then what's the vasectomy one?! Damnit I'm so confused

I can grow a decent mustache but that's it. Beards and sideburns aren't in the cards for me. The real downside though is that with a mustache Mrs. McBoob and I realized I look shockingly similar to Hitler.