The one that's a Dutch guy from an old oil painting paired with old timey English versions of hip hop lyrics is the worst one in my book. 'Checkest thy self before one wrecketh thy self'

He has a Morrissey tattoo so I hope he at least owns Bona Drag.

I cried because I had no shoes. And then I saw a man with no feet and I laughed.

I've seen Lungfish described as emo.

They were like if the worst of Frank Zappa got bit by a radioactive spider.

Just his voice

Counterpoint: Young Guns & Young Guns II. Probably the closest we'll get to being able to time travel to the old west.

With a heaping side of historical inaccuracy!

Oh, you're looking for the Mr Plow who plows driveways. Well, you found him (blows dude away with a sawed off shotgun)

You guys have those limp wet NY system chili dogs and coffee milk. What else do you need?

Don't pay any attention to me, I'm just over here dowsing for water!

He also created Larry Underwood, fiction's lamest rock n roller.

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I bet Don Turnbee is dead now.

BK had to change the name when they stopped using whale meat.

Everywhere you go, there's a punk in the snow.

Wow

That could potentially be a really fun game.

So much downloadable content the game never ends!

He should co-host a podcast with Mike Schank from American Movie.