I had a small beer from a brewery in VT once. It was a sour and something like 2.8 abv. It was pretty good.

Maybe they thought it was another Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, but this time it's hailing terrible pizza?

He could serve them a cake made from Romero's head, like on Creepshow!

Yup. What a letdown that turned out to be.

Until recently, I had gone at least 15 years without having Pizza Hut, but I've ordered it twice in the last 6 months. It was great. Also, it was somehow only like 8 bucks for 2 pizzas.

I'm still confused as to how an iphone video ended up on some grainy old vhs tape in a dude's house.

'Dear Bands, please stop using Gildan shirts for the t-shirts you sell at your shows. The necks feel weird, they are hot as balls to wear in the summer, and the are fitted like '90s t-shirts. I'll happily pay an extra $2 for a soft shirt that I can actually wear.'

My favorite one is Mr Phister

Teledildonics

I think that game was also known as The Philly Flasher.

I have some 'interesting' story ideas for that….

You need to listen to Troglodyte (Cave Man) and Bertha Butt Boogie ASAP!

Yeah, Alice In Chains & King Diamond not getting inducted wouldn't quite be the hill I choose to die on.

Robert Stack's narration is quite spooky as well. I'm surprised at how well the show holds up. It has a nice aspect of menacing sleaze to it that keeps it from being too corny.

This Ain't the White House Correspondents Dinner: a XXX Parody

I'll probably end up watching more episodes of Unsolved Mysteries this weekend. I don't want to, but I know that's whats going to happen. Damn you Robert Stack!

it redirects to whitehouse.gov now.

I've been working my way chronologically through the Butthole Surfers catalogue over the last week or so. Other than that it's mostly been Fifteen, Crimpshrine & the Grateful Dead. I think I need to buy some new music.

My elementary school gym teacher looked like George The Animal Steele (acted a bit like him too, I don't think he would have lasted long if he was teaching today). My high school gym teacher looked exactly like Ned Flanders.

It's a really fun movie, I love it.