Chips slathered in gay panic

My 3 year old was watching the trailer for this & about halfway through said 'I don't like it, turn it off'.

Yeah, that shit grosses me out, ESPECIALLY people who give their dogs booze. On the complete opposite end of the spectrum, my dog hates the smell of beer so much that if I crack one open anywhere near him he'll get up and go all they way to the other side of the room. It's a great way to get rid of him if he's taking…

I read the first one for a book club. It was decent. Not nearly as 'chick-lit' as they look. That being said, I don't think i'll be reading the rest of the series.

I have e-cigarettes for legs.

'Master of Disguise full movie'

Especially since it's about a talking vitamin C chewable on Mars that in the end turns out to actually be a dream of a fossilized twin inside a hovercar repairman's brain.

A lot of the connections between novels were retrofitted into the 'Stephen King Universe' as the Dark Tower series progressed.

'Why so unnecessarily scary?'-Knockoff Heath Ledger Joker

Yeah, he was supposed to be creepy but still appealing to little kids so he could lure them.

Ugh. More like Sharts in my Pantsis

He was in Mazes & Monsters!

Yup, I remember catching part of that movie on HBO when I was around 5 years old. It was the scene where they did a biopsy on his leg or something. Scared the shit out of me.

If I had to choose one TV show to watch for the rest of my life, that's what it would be called!

For me, peak Lydon was reached during his appearance on 120 minutes where he mercilessly abused Kevin Seal and slagged off almost every video that was played.

EMP breaks the internet, billions dead from global nuclear war shortly after.

Yeah, my brother in law has no interest in pop culture. Its really hard to have a conversation with him.

So, you're telling me we didn't lose Michael Pitt in 2016?!?

I've only ever seen this book in 'thick printout from a dot matrix printer' form.

The 8 legged menace