What about the squat crimson pig?

Maybe him and one of the lady neighbours actually hit it off. Or he just created a daughter in a lab.

Exactly. The old episodes will always be there, so if these ones aren't your cup of tea, you can just ignore them.

Cool is one of those words that seems to be more of less immortal.

Wynonna!

This Ain't MST3K: A XXX Parody.

Did you have latent Parent Trap Syndrome?

Which kind of sucks :(
I'm still holding out hope for either cameos or guest writing from the old crew though.

I'm still being cautious about this whole thing (so as not to be disappointed if it doesn't work out), but I really want this to be a great continuation of the MST3K I know and love. Plus, I think Felicia Day is a great choice for the new Mad.

I'm not going to dismiss this out of hand or rail about how "It's different now, so it sucks" but i can't help but feel that something special and indescribable will be missing without so many of the gang.
However, I really hope they prove me wrong and that it's an amazing continuation of the MST3K we all know and…

Thanks Persia. It's only temporary (thankfully), but it still sucks in the meantime.
However, If we end up getting new MST3K episodes then I'll be feeling pretty fantastic either way.

Plus the guy committing suicide by impaling himself through the eye on that metal spike.

Unfortunately not cause my money is a bit tight right now (boo), but they seem to be doing great so far which makes me super happy.

And some sensuality.

'Oil slick' is a stone cold classic ;p

"…The Suicide Squad is goooood enoooogh! It's good enough for meeee…!"

Shows them all looking up at the sky with wide eyed wonder.

"We're going to live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!"

That's OUR word!

I really want to see that particular short.