Go to hell you old bastard.
(Curtain closes)
I think they liked us.

I don't remember who it was, but one player had their baby baptized in it.

I like the cut if your jib sailor.
What's a jib?

THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!

I think Homer had bloodshot eyes after he spent the whole night eating cheese slices in Rosebud.

Sorry son, I didn't know that you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.
Well they are, so could you please leave.

And you know what it's like kissing a guy with a tongue stud.

I'm sure that chest wigs exist somewhere.

I sure there are still hairy guys in Hollywood, all they need to do is lay off the waxing for a few weeks.

Right?

"At the risk of sounding nuts…"
"I've replaced my toes with grapes."

I've been driving since I was sixteen because I grew up in a fairly rural part of Canada where public transit is basically nonexistent and you would be pretty much screwed without a vehicle. Plus, I'm one of those people who likes driving for most part. I always found the car to be a good place to think and clear…

I've actually always found that going for a drive when I feel stressed or sad helps for that very reason. It help me to clear my head and rethink things.

When I visited London a few years ago with my mother and sister, we we're all super impressed with how clean, easy to use, and efficient the tube was.
If only all public transit was so great.

"You'll pay Nelson! You'll pay with your miserable life!"
"Uh Tom, we're back in the real world now.
"HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH AMANDA…oh, okay then."

That was the site that I remember had to be temporary shut down at one point because the massive ship wars going on there got super, super ugly.

Better start saving now cause it's very expensive.

He has some genuinely good songs, but they can feel a bit samey sounding after awhile.

All in favour, say die.

Super creepy yet intriguing at the same time. Works for me!
I can't wait for the 20th.