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So, Kevin Spacey dies in Outbreak, right? No death scene, no mention of it, just dies off-screen. Tough break for the fourth lead.

Ooooo, let's list some good Pulp Fiction knockoffs!

As much as I love a good, lunkheaded, Arnie one-liner, I've always felt that one was out of place.

Yeah, really.

So much so that when I read about a Captain Marvel movie above I was like, "Huh, I guess Captain Marvel is a woman."

He and his wife have three children. Presumably they have had sex three times, strictly for procreation, through a hole in the sheet.

Anyone over the age of twelve who requests an autograph deserves to be rebuffed with prejudice.

Racism always wins!

Hug 'em by the pussy.

I crave. Near constant craving.

Buscemi sells it so well. He seems genuinely pleased to be having the tea party but at the same time, "There's no cure for what [he has]."

To your first point, that's interesting and makes perfect sense.

Steve Buscemi = Lenny Wosniak

If I had the power, I would. But as a family drama focusing on a frequently absent father.

Only if you think about what's in it!

I’m pretty sure William Fichtner’s line after the machine gun spree is, “This is insane. He’s got Space Dementia.”

That scene is so bizarre. I get the whole backwards “he-fucked-my-daughter-I’m-gonna-kill-him” thing, but by the end of the movie he’s all, “I always thought of you as a son, AJ”. If you thought of him as a son, why are you trying to kill him? Also, why do you have a shotgun on the oil rig? Also, why is Liv Tyler

The Rock and Face/Off both have action-sequences that are ludicrous, but still bound by spacial reasoning and in-universe rules. As an example, like twenty ridiculous things happen during the prison break in Face/Off but you always know where everyone is and the action makes sense. Con Air's action sequences are

He had just lost a ton of money playing high stakes pai-gow and now he's got to star in a Wicker Man sequel. He had a right to be grumpy.

Isn't that what Affleck asked Michael Bay? I believe Bay told him to shut up.