—Frank Ocean

They'll be fighting the New York Jets.

Seems a good place to post Archer's excellent "Danger Zone" cover:

Closely followed by love songs about guns.

I'm being totally serious about a silly movie.

Sure! I'd like to read it.

They're giant evil, elephants that erupt from the ground when one achieves enough magical power. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

I don't anticipate seeing a more striking movie this year. I can't stop thinking about it. What an amazing debut, by both the director and the lead actress. I can't wait to see what they do next.

I saw three movies last week and I'd rank King Arthur second, ahead of Covenant but well beneath Raw.

No, that was Ron Lumberg, the young guy.

It was just strange how reliant they were on the CG. You could have easily done it with a mix of computer and practical effects. Part of the fun of an Alien movie is seeing the puppets! Instead it's just unconvincing for the entire movie.

To illustrate your point, here's the original Predator design:

I know he's a little overexposted but that's no reason to call him a "multi-hyphenate".

Margarine's not necessarily dairy, it's made from vegetable oil, occasionally with milk.

I like the artificial butter topping more than actual butter for movie theater popcorn. I'm not recommending anyone cook with it.

Never, ever pick anyone up on a first date. That's like, Dating 101, Woodhouse.

I mentioned to a prospective date that I was going to the movies on Monday and she was like, "Oh, what are you seeing?" and indicated that she'd be interested in coming along. I demurred, which was probably the right move since the movie was Raw.

I find it's effective as long as they're sleeping and their diary is near at hand.

"If it takes forever…"

"It also set my calendar to Friday and ordered us some french fries."