Aren't we all characters in Idiocracy?

I miss the credits on the ZAZ movies. Hot Shots! had a brownie recipe.

Yeah, arthouse crowds tend to stick around through the credits. Most of those movies also have credits that take three minutes, rather than the fifteen it takes for a $150 million production so it's less of a slog.

I like post-credits scenes because they keep all the nerds in their seats so I don't have to rub elbows with them on the way out of the theater.

Not just woke, woke AF.

Carl Winslow: I may not be much, Steve, but I'm still a sargeant in the Chicago Police Department, and Bob Ewell fell on his knife.

Yeah, I know, I'm just trying to work out the recast. Does JEJ still do the voice but we put Chow Yun Fat in the suit?

James Earl Jones is a straight, white guy?

The entire tour is sold out, according to the band's website.

Yeah, exactly. I try to at least push people toward Jack Fire, which doesn't taste as much like fiberglass.

Oh, most definitely. I’m just saying that when someone buys it as a shot that’s how you can make it tolerable.

Gladiator has plenty of inaccuracies that are far more egregious than the thumbs-up thing. At the end of the movie a Roman general kills the Emperor in the Colosseum. That, uh, didn't happen.

As clunky as Cameron's dialog can be there is no way he's worse than Lucas.

I remember Colin Farrell being the only worthwhile thing about Daredevil, but I haven't seen it since theaters.

Holy shit, The Spirit. I watched it in the theater room at the gym while I was on the treadmill. It's an incomprehensible mess with no in-universe rules to govern its excesses. On the plus side, I was so compelled by its awfulness that I watched the whole thing, so I got a great workout.

Eh, it's not so bad as a chilled shot, providing you don't have more than one. (NOTE: Everyone has more than one.)

Simon Phoenix is probably my favorite Snipes action character after Blade:

I found you a handy guide:

Didn't she win an Oscar post-prequels?

I like that by Attack of the Clones she's basically like, "Okay, I'll be in this shit and take your money, but I'm not bothering with that stupid accent anymore."