It's easy to use when you're a person of impeccable morals and forthrightness who has never been subject to an evil thought or action. Because those people exist in comments sections.

Wait a minute, these guys have jobs? What happened to all the disenfranchised, unemployed white people I've been reading about since November 9th?

Security as a concept is so bizarre to me. Life will kill you, no one gets out alive. You are more likely to die in a highway wreck than be murdered by an evil brown person. Sacrificing your personal freedoms for the illusion of safety is cowardice of the highest order.

I've been saying for months that their are three possible reasons to vote for Donald Trump:

Glib is easier than reading.

NYMERIA LIVES!!!

"Goddammit, Mattis, you put your hand on that scanning screen or I'll have my boy Bannon cut it off and put it on there for you!"

That's no way to talk about a cancer patient.

He won't, we'll just have to put our faith in Congress! They'll never let us down!

It's extremely unlikely that that happens to our "healthiest president ever".

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I think Donald Trump in line at McDonald's would be a lot like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

You'd think the Honorable Mayor McCheese would be less forthcoming with cheese since it makes up part of his head.

Mine's, "I only have a half hour for lunch and it's two minutes down the road."

Well, I didn't know that. Apologies for ignorance.

I'd argue that network security is slightly more complicated than a Twitter thread but take it as you like it.

It's about 9/11, so it's slightly less depressing than the Trump comments.

If it can follow in the footsteps of legendary laff riot United 93 we're in business!

Ali Soufan is Lebanese-American, Sessions would only associate with him to ask him for his papers.

Isn't it implied in the books? It's been a while since I read them.