"It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism and, spoiler alert, it sucks!"

You're the commenter here, Mr. Broccoli. You've always been the commenter.

Chef is honest, at least. Burnt is a bullshit glorification of the genius of chefs. And it wastes an excellent Daniel Brühl performance.

Better Raymond Cruz, The Rock or Clear and Present Danger. He gets a lot more to do in Clear and Present Danger so I'm going with that.

God, I hated Burnt. The whole thing sucks but it all comes together in an orgy of tone deaf self-aggrandizement when Matthew Rhys tells Bradley Cooper how the other chefs need him out there pushing the envelope because he's undeniably the best at cheffing. I wanted to kick that movie in the balls.

If you're looking for Butler in a ridiculous-but-fun movie, look no further than Gamer. It's also got a great smarmy villain performance from Michael C. Hall.

I saw the guy who robbed you Bolton for the door.

It is a Stark change from the old format, I'll grant you that.

They never miss an opportunity to point out that commenters are in the extreme minority with regard to total pageviews so I don't think they particularly give a shit.

Yeah, but what Arya gonna do about it?

I agree that the show was excellent in the wake of his cancellation but prior to that it never had the energy and creativity of Late Night.

Rest in peace, Coked-Up Werewolf.

I don't know if my homemade cannon could actually propel him to the sun but I'm willing to give it a shot.

Josh Gad's dad got into the plaid-clad fad and now Josh is mad. SAD!

"Political coverage" amounts to every article with the word "Trump" in the headline. Which is fine! I like having a place to bitch about encroaching fascism that's not a newspaper's website.

In my personal experience, they're far from not wanting to be reminded. Most I know remain out and proud.

The ultimate title:

Without rose-colored glasses, Conan's Tonight Show was just as toothless as Fallon's. Until he got cancelled, that is.

Fat People: A Hazard to Themselves and Others

The order of the evening last night at chez MattS was Knob Creek 9-year 120-proof reserve. It was deeeee-licious.