That's exactly what I'd expect a rape-cist to say. (I made a portmanteau of rapist and racist. It was very millenial of me.)

I actually like the theatrical cut of Brazil. *ducks*

Ooo, good point. Director's cuts are only a marked improvement when they remove extraneous voiceover. That covers both Dark City and Blade Runner.

Yeah, because you support sexual harassment, obviously.

Too many versions, but I will allow that the '92 cut is my favorite version of the film.

Everyone's gonna be so pissed in like five minutes.

Williams! I did not look that up, I'm just pathetic.

It's worth it from a filmmaking perspective. I'm continuously fascinated by different cuts because I love the art of editing. Having said that, the DC is a far inferior movie. The only good director's cut is Kingdom of Heaven, seriously, that's the whole list.

Fuck yeah, Amherst Cinema! I will be there with all the (other) obnoxious hipsters and jerkoff college kids!

I'd prefer a "supple" or "pliant" reboot, personally.

That's the one!

There's a Robot Chicken gag that's almost exactly that. Tosche Station is a strip club and the Power Converters are an act.

Oh Jesus, think about how many Oscars Mike Myers would've racked up if that was case.

A horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Hey, you're the other guy who saw A Cure for Wellness!

This is clearly an important species of storm chasers we're dealing with and I don't if it's right for you or I or anybody to arbitrarily exterminate them.

Lovejoy himself would bemoan the lack of care in preservation but laud the artistic merit of the piece.

"Ahh 'spose."

You can find it on YouTube but the resolution sucks and the framing's messed up.

You have this belief that are so very good, and we are so very bad!