"Why are you pissed at me smoking, bro? I opened the window."

Just as long as it doesn't eat all the buffalo dip, get hammered, and throw up in the upstairs bathroom.

Dammit, I came in here to make a "too late" joke!

No quicker mood-killer than finding religion.

But what did Jaime do? Something nice I hope. Perhaps a nice feast at the toniest eatery on Aegon's High Hill followed by some incestuous boning in the godswood?

Honestly, fellow Matt, I'm having difficulty coming up with a good one. It's usually just some variation of the "no service" thing. I did like how Don't Breath used the blighted urban ruin of Detroit as an excuse, "Of course there's no service, we're in Detroit!"

I like the cellphone problem, it's fun to watch various horror movies explain it away, even if it's usually just, "Weird! I've got no service!"

And "McBrideshead Revisted" was somewhat compelling, but ended up leaving me cold.

I guess that could sort of apply to PJ Soles in the first one, but the first two Halloween movies were never about cheap titillation and violence the way the Friday the 13th series is. Don't conflate them with their imitators.

Delores?

Eh, nobody likes me. I don't let that stand in the way of my many criticisms.

I'm so happy for Sturgill Simpson! He's the best.

Right? Like, shouldn't this have been a prime time AVC live blog or something?

The Oscars are relevant due to viewership and cultural weight. You can personally declare then irrelevant, but that doesn't make it so.

Stop trying to pinna scandal on mr. hemisphere.

Worse bit of Disney racism, Dumbo crows or Song of the South?

If the circus isn't allowed to coerce elephants into performing how is Disney going to pull it off?

We should drum him out of the AV Club.

Whom the main villain openly despises, no less!

The serial rapist character is certainly rapey. I don't remember it really having any other women in it to be hateful toward aside from the guard, who at least does her best to defend and assert herself, despite not being much of a character. I wouldn't call it progressive, but "anti-woman" seems like a bit of…