It makes more sense than the food columns.

Not the "Hot Topic is Burning Down" song from South Park?

Or Orange Nero, just with Twitter instead of a lyre.

It's not that bad, I live in Massachusetts and we have Five Guys. I've also met Midwesterners who swear by Steak 'n Shake, but I've never had the pleasure.

Oh, I was agreeing with you. I think the OP was sincere.

Either way, at least I got to use the word "git", which is fun as both a British noun and a Southern verb.

Adware based on past preference.

We can portmanteau that one in the spirit of the Mansierre, can't we? "Mulottes"? "Manpris?"

Only if you're Cameron Poe, with whom he just made best friends, according to Baby-O.

John Malkovich would argue that one's arm would not be cocked at an "odd" angle, it would be cocked at a "saucy" angle.

Yeah, I think this is a "that's the joke" situation. He's supposed to be a pretentious, drunken git.

What did they tell you to do in this case?

They keep a baby Malkovich (known as "Malkie") warm and secure in harsh SoHo climes.

"Look at the cute little bastard!"

Upvote if you typed this all out, downvote if you copied and pasted.

I'm sure it will be reasoned, compassionate, and insightful.

I guess, I didn't take notes when I watched it. I just don't think it's any dumber than 95% of blockbusters. It's just a popular punching bag because it's an Alien title and Lindlehof was involved. You could nitpick the shit out of say, Jurassic World just as easily.

I think it's probably safe to say that tonight's Frontline will be the only one that Donald Trump will ever watch.

And then he ate the fairey cake.

What upsets me about that criticism is that it's leveled as some kind of indictment of the movie's storytelling when the odds are they just wanted a cool way to kill off Evil Charlize Theron. Like, if she ran sideways and fell into an offscreen bottomless pit everybody would be fine with it.