Bo is stoppable with good play calling and a defense featuring Ronnie Lott, Lawrence Taylor, Bruce Smith, or David Fulcher. He's significantly more superhuman in the original Tecmo Bowl, where nothing can be done to stop him.

It doesn't work for all under-center plays either. A quick QB in a straight drop-back can defeat it.

Not for Mongo!

Can they retain Michael Wincott for his gritty voice?

"That kid next door is a meatball."

I'm moving to the arachnid quarantine zone to get away from Trump.

The movie was still a hard-R with one rape and several murders. What exactly did the studio neuter?

What does that make Denise Richards?

I'm still trying to figure out whether Donald Trump has the ambition to be a dictator. Hitler and Mussolini had to put in a lot of hours.

I think they'll be up for a Sunday nighter against the Pats. Teti's score prediction looks about right to me.

If I were having a conversation with James Woods it would probably be equal parts Videodrome, Once Upon a Time in America, Casino, and Diggstown.

It's Pet Sematary.

BUT WHERE IS ADAM BRODY!?!?!?!

Oddly enough, someone just asked my adjacent coworker for one.

Good God, Maine. You really can't trust anyone who'd elect Paul LePage.

ETA - NEW EVIDENCE HAS COME TO LIGHT:
My friend parked next to me at the gym last night and thought she would play a hilarious joke on me involving the below-mentioned tampon. So she was the culprit. I will leave the post untouched, as monument to my own ill-informed self-righteousness.

I'm from Massachusetts and I was all for reinstating the old border of the Massachusetts Bay Colony as an independent nation state. Then look what New Hampshire went and did.

Nominating Clinton again would be a good start.

South Park should be interesting tonight, anyway.

I made spaghetti puttanesca last night and resolved to avoid all election coverage. Then my brother and my roommate showed up and I drank way too much wine while constantly refreshing results. I woke up with a red wine hangover and Donald Trump is the president of the United States.