"That guy? I heard he at a live duck once."
"Everything but the beak and feet!"

"He's a special child but he needs friends!"
(I also think it was 20 grand for summer camp, whoa!)

That's awesome! Did they juggle knives?

I like Agent Gad!

She had a crazy stalker back in 2013.

"Good luck!"

"Good luck!"

The first one is very enjoyable, with high points including the Mamushka, the sword fights, and Dan Hedaya's slimy lawyer. The second one gets a slight edge for Fester-on-the-town, the tango, and the talents of Peter Macnicol, Christine Beranski, and Joan Cusack.

"And I am Running Bear, betrothed to Pocahontas…in the play."

He'd rather get munsoned out there in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of his friends and family by appearing in a zombie comedy.

It's a lot of fun! It starts out as a pretty tense survival thriller before climaxing with Deep Blue Sea-esque ridiculousness. Blake Lively also turns out to be an excellent physical actor, someone should put her in an action movie.

And Oliver Reed's ghost to drunkenly punch unsuspecting wedding guests in the face

Well, he'll never get his deposit back now. And if you broke the camera he's out the photos as well. I'd say you're lucky you didn't get decapitated.

Or Wroth-Tacky?

You guys do excellent weddings, but ain't no wedding like a Dothraki wedding.

So, out of the vast numbers of possible Ring-related ring ceremonies, what quote do we think they went with?

I saw the trailer in front of my favorite movie of the summer, The Shallows. Been looking forward to it ever since. It's a great setup with an evil Stephen Lang! What's not to love?

Yeah, you jerks just talked me into getting it for dinner. I'm supposed to be on a diet!

I was unaware that I was acting that way. Thank you for setting me straight, Concerned Citizen.

The "Drumpf" thing was particularly tone-deaf, but I did enjoy this one.