taffeta, darling…

PUT. THE CANDLE.BACK.

This review is wayyyy wrong. Love this album.

I know why you want to hate him.

I liked them in high school and can still enjoy a tune from them when I go back and listen. He isn't the devil, just a meathead who probably wishes he was deeper than he actually is.

No one spilled anything on me during Billy Joel. It was still fun, but also…a little disappointing.

Yep, I agree. People have no problem judging your entire worth based off a tweet or a comment or a moment at a concert. 20 seconds of one situation is enough to stamp a judgment on a person's entire worth? Seems shaky to me.

Calling anyone "objectively terrible" based on a few small moments is usually the sign of an objectively terrible person.*

God, I would fucking run Portland if I lived there. I am a skinny shit, but I have no problem telling people to fuck off.

"They were better before they hit it big."

A delicate flower goes to a concert, is appalled at people having a nice time.

No one skips something the first time…

Yeah, I have it, but until they make a cut where Newt and Hicks aren't killed until before the opening credits: dogshit.

One thing I always say to people when a sequel or remake is in the works is "Who cares, it won't affect your enjoyment of the previous entries."

Congratulations, you found the joke! It was so well-hidden! I am very impressed.

I don't recall saying it had an effect on anyone else's ability to enjoy something.

Case in point.

BREAKING: Sucky Band Continues To Suck

A bunch of delicate flowers skip the parts they don't like.

Cool. He still sucks.