"Contrary to TV wisdom, defibrillators do NOT restart stopped hearts."

Just bring back Phoebe Cates.

you mean tv was inaccurate about something? say it isn't so

wut

No, because privilege is for morons who think they can judge someone else's experiences based on superficial criteria.
And I didn't tell anyone how to behave. I said, "Deal with it."
Hardly a command of behavior. But thanks for playing 6 months later.
Good day, child.

Hence, why I am here!

I guess being the latest Transformer sex kitten didn't translate into more work for Nicola Peltz.

Never heard of them.

I believe he was already fired.

….what?

The DAMAGED one is a bit much

I have disliked Leto for a long time.

Who the hell does this? I don't care who recommends something as long as I think their taste aligns with mine. Grow up.

Things I correctly predicted to my wife:
1. Jake is still alive.
2. The vicious Russian assassin will offer them cookies
3. Olivia knows that Tavon from The Shield is a bad guy.
4. This show will suck.

Not when other people continually display a staggering amount of sustained stupidity.

I don't know, there is plenty to be embarrassed about…

Exactly.

The Force Awakens hears the call and quietly begins doing push ups.

I know The Rock and Tyrese are in on the joke that is these movies, but no way Vin Diesel is. He takes everything too sincerely and seriously in the movies.

My wife is making me see this on Saturday. Which is fine.