These seem rehearsed.

"What did you do? I did it all for the nookie, of course."

Never forget.

INTENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

Who?

"It occurs to me that a lot of readers won’t even remember Candlebox, which is heartening, actually; the band had some huge hits in the early ’90s, and apparently are still around, but no longer part of the public consciousness."

It distracts me, which is why I avoid spoilers.

That is dumb, you are right.

She probably put it back.

Yeah, he doesn't make it easy on himself.

People write long books all the time. And faster.
And better.

Which sucks because that takes the focus off what the actual scene is about.

How dare people have different preferences for things.

Obviously not, given the horrible career he has had with no success at all.

No, HUMANITY.

Jokes and references are always appropriate. For everything. Always.

I have read that all things equal, they will cast the actor with the higher Twitter following.
So…yeah.

They might be giants, but they're not.

When people link to their own Tweets.

Your move, creep.