No, Aliens did that.

It wasn't that bad.

He is whiter than that dress.

I blocked his hand-wringing ass a few weeks and my sex life is all the better for it.

Words fail me. I wish Zodiac Motherfucker were here.

Yes, I know. Which is why I said a show.

No shit.

The only reason TV shows exists is to make you watch commercials. It's all product placement.

LOL at the sensitives defending The Kinks and Scatman John.
Opinions, people.

Not really. A shitty song is still shitty, even if it comes from a pure place.

Opinions!

A lot of humans like that stuff.

Yeah, no, people actually like it.

The most modern Modern Family episode ever.
Wouldn't be surprised if someone designed an entire show around this concept.

Best news ever.

Jericho is awesome.

" Peggy is a supporting character for the first half of the episode, and while she gets more to do in the second half, it’s as if writers (and co-showrunners) Tara Butters and Michele Fazekas suddenly realize that Peggy is their main character and push her into a prominent position."

Cyberpunk

So all the characters will be unlikable asshats?

Now it would be a dude tweeting at feminists.