Downvoted because you thought I was dissing it.

And those people are just intent on giving everyone credit but him.

It helps if you see it as Episode 0. Like, the backstory to the backstory.

Die wanna wannga?

Sounds like a typical young person, being reductive and disrespecting his elders while telling them to cease having an opinion contrary to their own.
SPEAK THE FUCK UP GEORGE LUCAS.
(Just don't do it where I can hear you)

Podracers don't have wheels.

NUDD CHA!

BEEP BOOP DEEP

No, I would tell him that Jeff Lynne carried his ass.

But most of it is just because Star Wars.

No, I would ask if he still has the vial of Angelina's blood.

Not mentioned is the interview starts with Lucas wheezing, "BO SHUDDA!"

That's Sam Smith, right?

R2-D2 uses his claw to remove a tampon…

It's amazing anyone says Star Wars is ruined when a new movie is the most anticipated thing since sex.

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Yeah, there is actually a lot going on under the surface in TPM, it's just executed poorly and in boring fashion.

The fuck did I just read?

Adrian Grenier as Namor.
BOOM. MONEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

He's my favorite Ninja Turtle.