I hope this isn't serious

Ask his daughter

"Eminem, while gifted at insults, acts like a little kid with a skinned knee if you utter his name in a manner that displeases him. This is why he will forever suck."

We swim in different oceans, but land on the same idiots.

Which is so 8th grade. Way to grow.

Who?

So he's making a Resistance movie?

Also, going on Twitter is asking to be spoiled.

A world where the Kardashians are famous, Kanye West is a genius, Twilight is popular and everything offends everyone.
So…I am in hell.

This is the greatest news since news.

She was also asked if she wanted to come back and she hemmed and haughed.

This reminded me that Good Charlotte released a song called "The Anthem".
And now I remember why I hate Good Charlotte.

This cuts extra deep because the Supreme Leader is such a fan of Franco's poetry.

The first book is tough to get into, but it's not awful.
The second will stun you at the end. Once you get there, you will realize how wrong you were about the characters.
As for the prose, it's the best I've ever seen. Martin seems trite compared to Erikson.
But to each his own.

So over it hearing about this.

Yup. And Final Fantasy Tactics.

You left out Steven Erikson's Malazan Book of the Fallen, which is far superior to Game of Thrones and indeed is the greatest fantasy series of all time.
It is not for the easily dissuaded. But its rewards are boundless. Only series to make me sob like a little kid with a skinned knee.

Ziggy Sbotkadust

Says "Dikachu"

Takiwase was funnier than Rixt Minutes was haunting