I'd flat out lose my appetite.

Neither. Crêpes with plenty of manjar blanco.

"have lost your doggone mind"

Good morning VSB! Having a good one? My two nieces came out of the closet this week apparently, and attended the pride parade. I'm fiercely proud of them.

Was his name Mario Duarte? Because if it was I don't know him [or at least not willingly but I'll pretend I don't anyway].

Damn! And I thought my dad was the only zexually active octogenarian. Look at all those old people getting down in Florida.

Let us all come together to appreciate this unintended innuendo.

All hail she who giveth when we needed.

Where is that shoe-chucking Iraqi journalist when you need him?

Sounds like a plan.

I'm here fam, what's the issue?

I figured as much.

Lucille is not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Good morning everyone! My colleague just arrived and unlocked the door, alleging traffic reasons (I suspect retaliation for the Pacpac teasing).

E-hugs.

Probably after the Tupac Amaru. Still doesn't stop me from being an azzhole and teasing him with it.

I always wondered if my colleague's father listened to 2pac and intended to name him after him. I can picture the conversation with the people of the public registry:

My boss left for France for a week. Everyday will be friday this week.

Yup. Mostly robbers and rapists, in those rare instances the people get to them before the police. Hopefully this is what will happen.

It's likely they have, it's just that investigating and prosecuting people is very much like fishing in the ocean. You cannot catch every single one. And I'm willing to bet that even if they detected this dude, the Peruvian IRS was more concerned with bigger fish.