She's a Baba Yaga, complete with chicken footed hut.

Probably more accurate to say that a nameless ghostwriter is writing a novel that will have Bill Clinton's and James Patterson's names on the cover.

Ah, the fauxhawk; the mullet of the 00's. Why was that ever a thing?

I was surprised that McCarthy didn't know that the song was written for Rick Hansen's Man in Motion world tour. That guy has raised many many Millions for spinal injury research.

Enjoy your skin tight pastel capri pants and designer flip-flops boys. I'll be sitting here in my cargo shorts and sneakers comfortably not giving a fuck about fashion. Eventually most of you'll figure out that it's a scam and stop giving a fuck too.

I use bigot because it's a lot harder to weasel out of on a technicality like "Muslim isn't a race".

Gotta show off the uncanny valley bleached tombstone teeth somehow. It weirds me out that the American ideal for dental care is to make real teeth look like cheap mail order dentures.

A double cheeseburger with coleslaw on a bagel? That looks like a pain in the ass to eat. Then probably again later.

The crippling depression is what makes their beef taste so unbeeflike. I assume it's the same for the chicken.

The trick is to already be very rich. You can steal all the Millions you want without consequences as long as you share some with politicians. Then you can be the President and steal even more!

That's what scares me about all the impeachment talk. Pence is just as evil, but probably competent enough to actually get some shit done.

They really should alternate both Beckys, then have them both come out to great confusion as the final gag of the season.

At least you got to see it before it got ruined. I hated the constant references so much I still haven't seen more than a few minutes of the actual movie.

I just hope the little forklift people finally rise up against their car and plane oppressors.

We also slandered Hawaii with pineapple and ham pizza.

I have a SIL like that too. I think someone must have told her to fuck off recently though because the last few times we've gone out to eat she's ordered from the menu like a normal person.

I find that the delivery is so different that the characters don't really sound that alike to me.

Will it be less biased? No? Then I still won't be going to liberal Breitbart.

Nielsen was funny by playing the comedy absolutely straight though. The latter stuff he is in where he tries to play "wacky" is dismal.

In 1995 you could fill a whole Blockbuster rack with different B movies "From the makers of Pulp Fiction", even if all they shared was a caterer or 3rd assistant grip.