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    R2 has been driving the plot through the whole series. He's the only non memory wiped character to be in every movie so far. I'm pretty sure he's Snoke

    It makes St. Paul cry. Jebus has no recorded opinion on the matter.

    Someone wearing a Yankees cap better get murdered with a baseball bat this season or the writers have failed us all.

    That explains a lot. I've watched and read a number of accounts of the case and none of them have ever mentioned the Warrens as far as I can remember. I was a bit confused when this movie was announced.

    Religious groups have a lot of money in horror movies, especially the ones that push faith as a weapon against evil. When church attendance spiked after The Exorcist came out they knew they needed in on that.

    They both stole the story from one of those FWD:FWD:FWD emails that was circulating between grandmas in the late 90s.

    It's enjoyable but not for everybody. It's pretty goofy at times and very low budget. It's worth checking out if you like oddball humor.

    I liked that dumb show. I hadn't realized that the third season was out yet though.

    You'd have thought that they would have learned their lesson after all those kids caught the SuperClap from that comic book they printed with their blood mixed into the ink.

    They had me at "bar fight with Martin Sheen".

    He was also the Number Painter on Sesame Street.

    That's not a real restaurant, but I bet they can sell you some "Coke" if you ask the right way.

    Disguise? No, that was just Clint Howard.

    I was dead the whole time.

    Yes, let's explain the monster so he isn't scary anymore. That'll make a great horror movie

    Cinnamon Bun was an idiot before going to the Fire Kingdom because he was HALF BAKED! Half Baked! MY JOKE IS OLD AND OBVIOUS!

    I'll be disappointed if the eventual hero of this arc isn't Bounce House Princess.

    I'd still lick her donut if she'd let me.

    I'm surprised he hasn't given up on actors and investors just animated it in his basement with paper cutouts by now.

    He had to say something other than "My wife and I were assholes to her and ruined her career and we'd prefer that people not remember that." Now that she's dead, she'll get inducted in a few years by Chris Jericho or a current Woman star who will toe the company line.