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    He will always be Marmaduke to me. No, not the dog.

    My fantasy booking is that at some point in the next 6 weeks a stipulation is added to the streetfight that the winner gets to join the WHC match, and Dean wins them both. That would get a hell of a crowd reaction.

    There was some Adventure Time in there too. SPACE LARDS!

    I suspect that the Space-Lards hyperspace abilities will come up in a future episode. It smelled like foreshadowing to me.

    Most of the Smarks I know love Sasha as a heel though because she is so good at at. She's the type they all cheer for except against the very faciest of faces like Bayley and Becky, and still love her when the angle is over. Also, if the women are going to contine being a bigger part of the show with all of these

    I've never understood why Driven wasn't called Rocky Goes to Indianapolis.

    It's probably mentioned elsewhere in these 1100 comments, but the stoner couple are making their 3rd X-Files appearance here, and the wacky hotel guy is played by an actor who made numerous appearances in the X-Files/Millennium world as various characters. This episode is full of Easter eggs like that. Both of the

    FIX OLD NO NEO!

    It would have been nice if he'd mentioned at the beginning that the damned thing didn't work right the first time, and that he was leaving all the fixes he had to make out of the video.

    I'm old and shit (38) but how did that whole review miss the fact that the plot is A FUCKING NEIL YOUNG SONG!

    I'd be happy if Lemongrab and his tooth-itching voice never appear again.

    You should pitch that to the writers of Bojack Horseman. Play it like a Twilight Zone episode, then Bojack wakes up in a pool of his own fluids to reveal that it was all a drug induced hallucination. Gold Dino, gold!

    I hate Lemongrab from Adventure Time so much that it actually hurts my enjoyment of Rick and Morty at times. That voice makes my teeth itch.

    Meh.

    I've heard (wresting lore, so possibly bullshit) that Dusty was laughing so hard and for so long that they had to physically move him to a back room because people actually feared he might hurt himself.

    It's funny because his name came from a cup of tea that his wife made for him. He was fretting about his new persona and his wife told him to drink his tea before it became Stone Cold. The rest is history. Then he beat the shit out of her because he is a wifebeating asshole (allegedly).

    WWE Dude Love came about because at that point Foley was so beloved that he could do whatever the hell he wanted, so he decided to live out a childhood fantasy.

    The gay panic wrestlers all owe money to Gorgeous George, who perfected the craft in the 1950's. He was one of the era's greatest heels. There is a Simpsons episode about him, sort of, with Grandpa as a George clone.

    That'd be Vince. Sadly, he's still at it.

    I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I was a total mark for Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake as a stupid child and was devastated when he destroyed his face and couldn't wrestle for a while. I got better.