Curds? Hm…what if we take a slice of American Cheese Product and squish it into a similar shape?

No, no, we love Canada, with your Ann and your time traveler's significant other and your ketchup chips and the fries with cheese on them. But not as much as we love your beautiful eyes, sir or madam. Say, do the Canadians have what we would call, "green card"? Maybe "maple certificate"?

Season 1 finale: when a comedy of errors means all the train's bugs have been eradicated, the group figures Jamie Bell probably still tastes pretty much ok, right?

I hear it!

Tiffany has a single out: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

If it had just been Depp, yes. Why wouldn't Johnny Depp take a break from questionable acting choices and a domestic violence scandal by trying to solve a 90s unsolved mystery? Why wouldn't he?

Your daughter rocks.

You mean Donald Trump?

That sounds like a stellar episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

New punishment testing the limits of the Bill of Rights: 1st felony means who have to attend one A Hundred Odd Foot of Boxmasters show. 2nd felony means you have to be their roadie. Just wait until Billy Bob AND Russel learn you talked with a fellow roadie-inmate about whether you wanted Panera or Chipotle!

Hey, these guys are metalheads. Metalheads do stuff like burn churches, use their bandmate's splattered brain matter as album art, and use corporate-owned characters in transformative works.

Don't worry, Trump probably doesn't know where Belgium is.

I renamed most of the cats before the English version was available, so I don't know what their original names were. I renamed the sword fighter Inigo Montoya, of course. If a Hemingway cat shows up, it's in trouble.

At least he's a pretty good tipper with the fish.

It makes sense! He famously has a fear of flying, so to broaden his pool of potential victims, he has to hire jet-setting, international actors to do the work for him, with the movies as cover stories.

I read that as "computer" and thought someone had misplaced the one studio laptop production had been loaned.

Too late. I'm thoroughly sold on Battle Royale: Animal Edition (Plus One Small Child).

Are you talking about the AA Milne biopic with Domhnall Gleeson? Or is there actually a set somewhere with a bear, a pig, a tiger, a kangaroo, a donkey, a rabbit, an owl, and a small child? Because that sounds deadly, but entertaining.

He could have a dual role: Dopey and Grumpy.

And then another kid whose career you could thwart, just to see the drama acted out in life.