Graham is Amy Adams compared to January Jones.

We're spoiled in the 21st century. Take any show that produced 24 episodes (or more!) per season, and a full third of them sucked. The X-files was one of the first shows to ever break the 90% non-suck mark.

I used to be able to determine specific episodes of TOS based on the opening shot of the Enterprise orbiting a planet, just before the title was revealed.

I'm always reminded of the Wonder Years version:

Got To Tap Jeri Ryan: The Brannon Braga Story

It's like the training montages in Rocky IV; that's how different these two are.

The Mike Tyson rape trial.

Hey, I'm being heckled on stage. People are yelling out Gillooly!

I like to remind people that Beecher was the "I love you, man," guy from Wayne's World.

Don't ask what you can do for your country, ask what you can do to CUT IT OUT!

Pretty much the fate of most TV stars and teen actors.

Ford, because I often use the advice he gave the President about giving an inquisitor nowhere to go. "Was he a friend? No, he was a good friend. Was he a good friend? No, he was a great friend."

I liked him because he was smart, and you knew he got tons of ass.

It's Romy and Michelle for straight dudes.

TEN YEARS, MAN!

I feel like they knew they were being cartoonish. Oh, you think Boardwalk Empire is about a woman lecturing women about birth control? Well, here's Al Capone blasting thirty dudes with a gatling gun!

No Country For Old Men.

You have to separate art from the artists.

Kind of like how Patrick Swayze did Dirty Dancing, Road House, Ghost, and Point Break (almost) back to back.

It will be a YA trilogy based on fan fic of old Disney Network shows from the 2000s.