George: "She's a MILF, Jerry."
Jerry: "A MILF?"
George: "Yes, my mother's a MILF, a mom I'd like to…"
Jerry: "Ahhh…"
Kramer: "I'd like to, buddy."

[nasally]: "Prognosis negative…"

Why would George steal from the Yankees?

"Mommy, mommy, the bald man's in the bathroom, and there's something hard in his pants!"

Well, you seduce smart women by telling them that they're pretty, and pretty women by telling them that they're smart.

I would argue that Bay's greatest strength is his language of cinema. He turned Will Smith (the goofy sitcom teen) and Ben Affleck (the screenwriter of Good Will Hunting) into movie stars with a few well placed camera angles and slo-mo action shots.

*Helen Hunt takes PCP and jumps through window*

The Hair Metal Era.

What's the one with Kelly LeBrock? EDIT: Hard To Kill. "I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator… the blood bank."

I know an album sells a lot when my mom buys it. Taylor Swift, Susan Boyle, Adele…

It's not that they don't "care," I'm sure they'd love to make money off of album sales, but the industry has never worked that way.

The rat scene is the only part of MIA 2 I've ever seen, and it is indeed glorious:

I feel like Jedi is 45 minutes of plot stretched to two hours.

Two words…

We were so naive when he thought season five was bad…

"We're here from Minnesota and we love N'Sync! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Laguna Beach is fascinating, besides the obvious reason that it's about good looking upper middle class kids, because it gave the teens an adult level of agency that they probably didn't possess in real life. They were never in school; they rarely interacted with parents; they enjoyed a variety of "spontaneous" group…

Josh Halloway was the highlight of Lost season six.

Banshee season two starts next Friday.

What lameo went though this thread and downvoted every comment?