Cicely Strong is an other worldly combination of girl next door and stunningly gorgeous babe. I'm absolutely frightened by her beauty.

I'm getting verklempt.

Your best celebrity impressions walk a fine and unpredictable line between accurate and ridiculous. Bill Hader as James Carville, or Robert Smigel as Ahunld: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's like he's too fit for his age to play straight, or something.

SIIIIIIIIMMMMS!

Yeah, your body couldn't perform basic function if .3% of your blood was a foreign substance, let alone 8%.

Last summer, I was pulled over for going 60 in a 45 and had one headlight out, and I got a warning.

Yeah, he's supposed to be chubby, not good looking.

Ultimately, satellite radio is just like commercial radio, in that their play lists max out at 500 songs.

GQ usually has features "contrarian" interview per issue.

They're not burning crosses and lynching people, but they're reinforcing an historical institutional hierarchy that denigrated a large number of Americans to second class status in housing, education, criminal justice, and more.

First prize is syndication. Second prize is an internship on the Steve Wilkos Show. Third prize is you're fired.

That's cold, Jay.

Middle America is in mourning.

Their scam is that by banning marriage of their clergy, they'll bequeath their possessions to the church instead of offspring.

She reminds of a specific co-worker in that she's incapable of communicating with people outside of evaluating whether or not they've violated or adhered to the rules of the work place and/or the social code.

Also, the KKK. The head guy in Indiana was earning over $1 million per year (in 1920s money!) from member dues.

"Here. Take my money."

Donnie Darko was made before 9/11, but felt like the perfect 9/11 film. This song played a huge contribution.

You're an anti-robosexual!