Ah yes, good ol' A.V. Club. Always hating episodes I loved and loving episodes that I hate.

The Asylum?

Okay that's it. The A.V. Club is not allowed to think anymore. Every episode I love, they hate and vice versa.

Hahahahahahaha

Patton Oswalt as Frank in… Frank's 3000" TV: The Movie.

That's true. And seriously, Alex Hirsch, a Wendy-only spinoff would be awesome!

I just realized. No more Gravity Falls means no more Wendy Corduroy.

Look at my name.

Why must I be attracted to animated characters who I have absolutely no chance of hooking up with? Curse you, penis!

The new monster is probably going to be named something stupid like "Tyler".

I am going to sue Regular Show because the main character is a blue jay and the Toronto Blue Jays lost the world series. Also because I'm bored.

A Fucking Inflatable Fucking Crown.

Fun Fact: One of the Oogieloves likes scientific stuff like physics and engineering…

Do you like bubbles?!

I want to die hugging while saying "I'm just too white and nerdy" as my last words.

The name is Dippy Fresh
and I rock the telly
I'm half Joe Camel
and a Third Fonzarelli
I'm a kung fu hippie
from gangsta city
I'm a rabid surfer
You da fool I pity.

Alex Hirsch needs make a Gravity Falls spin-off.

I Like Poochie.

Bill is Dippy Fresh as James Bond in "Skyfall-mageddon". Coming in theatres never.

Yeah, let her go. Give her to me, I'm at least a similar age to her… but she's not real. Fuck!