They use it for stories that are epic AF about powerful videos.

While trying to imagine where they might go with all of this next season, I found myself thinking about Alien Nation.

anyone else think that Chase Graves looks like Dana Carvey's better looking little brother?

shtick, oy vey!

wouldn't it be easier to just wrap your computers and mobile devices in soft pillows?

No, the sex position.

Florida shits on itself every time a story like "Florida Cop Threatens Black Man With Jail For Walking Without ID" hits the news. (that gem is from today)

True. Without Disney World where would adults that want to get married in a fairytale castle and then honeymoon wearing sweatshirts with cartoons on them go? Not to mention the economic destruction that would occur in the fanny-pack industry.

covfefe is Seminole for "spice melange"

She started with 330 seats, she ended with 317. Did she gain or lose seats?
You need 326 for a majority, which she had before the election, and now after the election she no longer has the majority.

Two people decide to go to the casino. One of them has $330 when they walk in and $317 at the end of the night, the other person walks into the casino with $232 in his pocket and leaves with $262. Who won and who lost that night?

Sure, because it makes for comedy gold

2 deaths in almost 10 years? More people have died drowning in their bathtubs, this week.

Yes, we certainly can't trust grown adults to go outside on their own without killing themselves.

"Laid" by James
"In The Meantime" by Spacehog

Hello, is it firsties you're looking for?

2 Jurassic 2 World: Isla Nublar Drift

Then my anaconda don't want none.

Heh, I did tackle the topic of the photo itself. The issue I didn't feel qualified to tackle is the larger one of the continued romanticizing of the antebellum south through such things as using plantation houses as a visual representation of "charm". Wow, you'd think you failed basic reading comprehension. Perhaps…

Tony Danza is one of my all-time favorite celebrity sightings. I was in NYC in the early 2000s and I see Tony walking down the sidewalk, some lady stops him and I think "she's gonna hit him up for an autograph", but a second later it becomes clear she has no idea who he is as she says "excuse me, do you know where…