Yeah, almost as scary as Nazis killing leftists

As I said below, I'll take it.

I think that we have a weird misplaced reverence for things that aren't actually as old as they seem, like saying "under God" the pledge of allegiance

At first I thought this was city residents pulling down the statues themselves, which would be way more badass. But, I'll take it.

Yeah…. south Boston, am I right?!? (I don't know anything about Boston)

All I have to say is Jimmy Fallon can kiss my fuckin ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Depends how you count!

Comedy is tragedy plus time, minus time if you go to therapy, divided by how much music you listen to.

He used to be cool but he has sucked so bad for so long now. I would say "why is he still famous" but, you know. There are reasons.

Nice. Nice.

MEDIUM SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, sweet! I've heard some rap songs that use that word. It's a good one!!

OK, but hopefully you can do better than "really not that bad".

I don't think it's hip to shit on them, I doubt hip people ever even think of them.

He's not a defendant! Well, not in this case anyway

The counter-suit is Swift suing for a dollar. The initial suit is Dumbass Guy saying "waaaaah, I lost my job and it's Taylor Swift's fault".

> Everyone is constitutionally entitled to the best representation in a court

Hmm, I get what you're saying but I'm not exactly quivering with sympathy for the plaintiff's counsel here.

Seriously. WTF is that about.

I ♥️ MILFs