Happy birthday, Nate the Great's offspring!

Done and done. And I mean done!

Reminds me a bit of the farce of South Africa under Apartheid. In South Africa, Asians (mostly of South Asian-Indian origin) had more rights than blacks, but fewer rights than whites. Because they were eager to get Japanese investment, however, the Apartheid regime designated all people of Japanese origin "honorary…

I would have never suspected. Glad he's getting healthy. He's a great actor and I hope he's around for a long time.

"I mean, if wasn't good at business, where'd he get all the gold fiddles?"

Good for him. I didn't know he had addiction issues.

Jimmy Carter, right? My bad. It's hard to tell the satire from the hyperbole these days.

Oh dear. I'll have to read this speech.

"Awesome, possum" sounds really lame out loud.

It worked in the sense that it made money.

I don't know. I was riffing on Know Nothings, who historically had little use for the Irish.

He just broke both of this legs skiing.

What the hell is Gary Trudeau up to, anyway? Either get us more Alpha House, or daily Doonesbury. Damn lazy cartoonists.

I meant gastric bypass, but that was unclear in the previous post.

I think she might have made some ill-advised deals on the set of Angel Heart.

Damned Irish.

The things that soup has seen.

He and Steven Webber look scarily good. Even David Schramm hasn't aged too badly.

He's gone up and down before, but he really looks different now. i wonder if he had the bypass surgery.

Or worse: release Leonard Part 7.