The future's so bright, we've gotta wear Trump brand shades!

"I'm not made of airports!"

It's just astounding that we've had the incredible fortune to be ruled by either noble men (Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt, etc.), honest men (Taft, Garfield, Ford, Carter), or plainly incompetent men (Pierce, Grant, Buchanan, W.). We've only really had two utterly corrupt men in the office (Nixon, a case might be…

The amazing thing for me has been realizing just how much our system has relied on honorable men resisting the urge to become dictators. Even disastrous presidents like W. met certain standards based on a sense of public service and respect for tradition. That we now have a president who will not make any sacrifice…

My understanding, which is probably wrong, was that leaving the EU would allow Britain and France to throw out other Europeans, but not necessarily Muslim and other immigrants. Poles and other Easter Europeans have become especially hated in Britain because they are taking many of the manual labor jobs.

And you were never allowed into SeaWorld again.

On a positive note, his child (son?) is crazy adorable.

Have you tried scrimshaw?

I've always felt that the US had an appalling lack of serfs.

*Gertrudestein is reduced to a thin, red mist*

Note: Only works for white, heterosexual men.

The problem with all the impeachment talk about the Emoluments Clause is that it forgets one rather crucial phrase: "without the consent of the Congress." If Congress doesn't make a stink about the President taking bribes, I don't know if there is anything citizens or the courts can do. Even if it did become an issue,…

The real worry is that there are hundreds of federal court vacancies that Trump will have the opportunity to fill, almost all of them holdovers from Obama's administration that Congressional Republicans refused to confirm. Luckily, Trump is really, really terrible at filling appointments.

Except, I don't think it does. When did the EU mandate that all member nations had to take in refugees? I know Denmark, Sweden, and Germany took many in, but I don't think the central government forced every nation to do so.

Her election more or less means the end of the European Union, which despite bringing tons of benefits to ordinary people is mostly hated because they regulate how long bananas have to be.

It also begs the horrifying questions: what kind of draconian nightmare would an unmoderated Trump look like?

That's why I'm a tricycle.

"It's nice to have a First Lady who doesn't say anything or challenge my world view in any way. She just stands and looks pretty."

That's why I like the Aaron Neville version better.

I've recently discovered stealing; digitally, that is. I feel conflicted about it, but man the selection.